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DIARY OF AN UNKNOWN WHALER

 

Munday, 7th Janyiray 1884
Deer dehray,
Whut a day! Um buggird! Thi whalez been cot it last. No beh me an Wattie tho. Ultho it wizna wee thi lak o'trehin, eh kid tell yi. Mi harpoonin ehrum feelz liyk it's aboot ti drap aff. If thirz wun thing thit eh kid day wee, it's mi ain bed. Strainj trip this hiz been. Uv lehrind a lot aboot Wattie thit eh nivir reeullehzd afohr. Jist wee hingz, liyk thi wiy eez noze ringkulz up when ee greets eez wiy ti sleep. Or, thi wiy eez earz jump up an doon when ee blahz eez noze. Eh think Wattie's glehd thit thi whale hunt's feenisht tay. 'Yi dinna beh ehnay chans ken thi naim o'thi raid haird lassie wha works on thi tripe coontir it Ogulvy's thi boochir di yi?' ee saiz ti iz, iz wi sat in wir wee boat, watchin thi priffehshinul whalirz towin awa thir Humfy-backit whale.

P.S. Uv jist miyndid sumhin... Oh buggir it, eh firgot whut it wiz.

 

 

 
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